Monday, August 24, 2009

Business techniques explained by ex Mossad boss. Chapter 01

Underling1 : Boss, our rivals are spreading a bad name about our product and about our company.

Underling2 : Dont, worry about it Boss, no one is going to believe them.

Boss : Don't be so sure underling2, its like when someone spreads the rumor that you sister is a slut. No matter how much you try to explain she's not, there just isn't any proof, and people would like to believe that she is a slut. Once its out there you cant bring it back.

Underling me : So what do we do?

Boss : Does this guy have a sister?

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